i have no friends

nsfwgpoy:

those nerds in high school who run like this

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(via shut-uhp)

gnarly:

the older I get, the more I understand squidwards anger

(via shut-uhp)

teenssfromhell:

when you accidentally befriend someone annoying and you can’t get out of the friendship

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(Source: seedy, via shut-uhp)


Quite possibly the best/worst fortune cookie fortune ever.
a-selection-of-citations:

"On your left."

yulefalldownbuoy:

Deleted scenes from the Where Did the Party Go music video

portablemiah:

dude if you think about it we’re already astronauts. earth is in space. we’re in space. dude

(via orgasm)